AlesaLynn

morelydia: shenaniganations: This, though. I love when we...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:26:59 -0700

shenaniganations:

This, though.

I love when we reframe issues to illustrate them as they are- the perpetrator’s problem.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:21:47 -0700

itsbetterthananal: my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:18:31 -0700

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

justmellarkingabout: gracefullikeagazelle: windmills-of-my-mind...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:09:29 -0700

justmellarkingabout:

gracefullikeagazelle:

windmills-of-my-mind:

maevemactire:

apsilpastille:

k-auhale:

So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.

As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”

And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.

I was asked out via a John Green book.

You hold onto that boy and never let him go.

When’s the wedding?

JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS

MARRY THAT BOY.

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

royalteens: omf

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:01:56 -0700

royalteens:

omf

potato-tots: missingeharmony: potato-tots: potato-tots: what do you call a hooker that you pay...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:48:23 -0700

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

fuckingrecipes: DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER A...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:43:27 -0700

fuckingrecipes:

DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER A VALENTINE?

UNDERSTANDABLE, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING A SEXY BASTARD AND SAVING THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT.

NOW RINSE THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND GRAB SOME SHIT FROM THE STORE, BECAUSE EVERY ASSHOLE DESERVES SOME ROMANTIC CRAP ONCE IN A WHILE.

AFTER YOU RESTOCK YOUR SILVER BULLETS, SALT AND STITCH TOGETHER YOUR OWN WOUNDS LIKE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER, BUY SOME RASPBERRIES AND THREE TYPES OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

WHY THREE?

VARIETY, ASSHOLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED, INSTEAD OF WHIPPING TOGETHER SOME BULLSHIT AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A FORGETFUL BITCH.

SO GET YOUR MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE AND DARK CHOCOLATE CHIPS. TRAVEL INTO THE WILDS AND COLLECT ONLY THE PUREST AND MOST SUCCULENT RASPBERRIES FOR THE PERSON OF YOUR AFFECTIONS.

OR MAYBE YOU’RE MAKING THIS TREAT FOR YOURSELF, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. SHUT THE HELL UP.

NOW DELICATELY PICK UP A RASPBERRY, ‘CAUSE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE EASY TO DAMAGE. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PUT TOGETHER AN ARC REACTOR IN A CAVE AND BE A GENTLE BASTARD AS YOU PUSH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS INSIDE EACH RASPBERRY.

NOW PUT THE BOWL OF PERFECTION AND SHIT INTO THE FRIDGE OR FREEZER, DEPENDING ON HOW HARDCORE YOU ARE.

DON’T FORGET TO PRESENT THESE DELICIOUS LITTLE BASTARDS IN YOUR HAND-MADE SILVER CHALICE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY ASSHOLE LIKE THAT.

sunkern: sarahita: sunkern: boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn This makes no sense. Amsterdam...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:33:59 -0700

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:18:06 -0700

The Book Nook a.k.a. my new favourite place.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:12:45 -0700

The Book Nook a.k.a. my new favourite place.

disneymagicman: This final scene not only killed my heart...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:35:30 -0700

disneymagicman:

This final scene not only killed my heart strings, but also forever taught me how to properly use good and well.
Mr. Feeny: Believe in yourselves, dream, try, do good.

Topanga: Don’t you mean, “do well”?

Mr. Feeny: No, I mean “do good”.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:33:20 -0700

okayfood: ☯indieblog☯

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:32:56 -0700

okayfood:

☯indieblog☯

incision: perfect!

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:32:26 -0700

incision:

perfect!

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